procrastination station

rrrgh i spent a dumb amount of money on a corkscrew

and the wine bottle didn’t even have a cork!

and it’s dry

at least i got fries from pomme frites that was a highlight of the day

also my therapist’s dog :3

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hiptomyjive:

sassymccoy:

hiptomyjive:

totally made out with a dude tonight

somebody high five me

HELL YEAH

[i don’t have a high five gif]

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maegoesfullfandom:

vertigoambrosia:

Now You See Me is more stupid than Mark Ruffalo is cute. And Mark Ruffalo is really adorable.

Yep.

An accurate summary of a movie I really wanted to like but which worked really hard to make me not like it.

# like seriously it felt like they put actual effort into making the dumbest choice possible at every turn
# UGH ISHARA IF THEY’D DONE THE FIRST THING YOU MENTIONED AND FOLLOWED IT FROM YOU-KNOW-WHO’S POV
# IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD
# THE NOT-A-SURPRISE EMOTIONALLY-UNAFFECTING ROMANCE SUBPLOT ALONE WOULD HAVE IMPROVED IMMEASURABLY
# but no pro tip if your character says ‘i planned on everything but i didn’t plan on you’ or any variation thereof
# it’s probably an epic fail
# i mean if it works wowza well done friend
# but it probably won’t
# mae fangirls over now you see me
# or expresses angry disappointment as the case may be

man the romance wasn’t even a subplot

because plots require like, buildup and continuity and cause/effect

I am trying really hard not to be movie snobby or elitist.

Bu the amount of people who thought that Now You See Me was the most brilliant movie they have seen in a long time really fucking baffles me. Like, I guess I can understand enjoying it, but thinking it’s like, anything near a smart movie? What?

I’m planning to write an actual post on the film so you can understand why I have been ragging on this film (I remember a moment when me and my friend facepalmed at almost the exact same time), but like…what films have these people been watching?

And of course there’s the usual ‘lol critics are stupid/pretentious/out of touch’ bs.

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bellig-on-the-reg:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

charlie brown

a good question gets even better